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Hurting Someone Who Really Cares For You ( 2011-05-28 )

Hurting Someone
Who Really Cares For
You
Is As Easy As Throwing
Stone In The SEA ...

BUT ..

Do You Know How Deep
That Stone Goes ? ? ? =/

SO

"Think Twice While Hurting
Your Closed One . . ."

Posted in: Decent SMS Jokes | By: cyber95 | Comments (1)

Do you Know Which Things ( 2011-05-28 )

Do you Know Which Things; Make Life Memorable?? =)

-Power-cut; On the Night Before Exam..=D

-Enjoying; A Boring Movie with Friends..=)

-Dancing; In Shower on a Hot Day..=)

-Caught by Police; When Not having Licence..=P

-No Balance; When Ur Beloved's Miss Call..=(

-A Long Walk with Best friend..=)

Posted in: Decent SMS Jokes | By: cyber95 | Comments (0)

ATTENTION PLZZ ( 2011-05-28 )

ATTENTION PLZZ..!
.
Passengers of
"SWEET DREAMS”
r requested to plz open their eyes
The
"FLIGHT OF NIGHT”
has been landed into a
.
"SWEET DAY”
.
??G???d M??rning??

Posted in: Good Morning SMS | By: cyber95 | Comments (1)

Aaj ki khas khas khabroon ( 2011-05-28 )

Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.Aj ki taza khaber:Good morning and have a nice day.Aur ab tafseel:Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,call anay ka b imkan hai aur mis cals k badal b any ki tawaqa hai.Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.Shukria.

Posted in: Good Morning SMS | By: cyber95 | Comments (0)

Jaag Jao K Tumhare Chehrey Ki ( 2011-05-28 )

Jaag Jao K Tumhare Chehrey Ki
KIRNO'N Se Humari Subha Hoti Hy....!!

Ye Suraj Falak Se Nikalta Ho Ga Kisi Ur K Liye....!!

Subha Ba-Khair

Posted in: Good Morning SMS | By: cyber95 | Comments (0)

Sardar orders pizza ( 2011-05-28 )

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Posted in: Sardar Ji SMS | By: cyber95 | Comments (0)

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House ( 2011-05-28 )

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second !

Posted in: Sardar Ji SMS | By: cyber95 | Comments (0)

Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hae Moasam Ki Adao ( 2011-05-28 )

Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hae Moasam Ki Adaon Mein...

Kisi Ka Yun Badel Jana Bohat Hi Yaad Aata Hae....!

Posted in: Missing You SMS | By: jackelbutt | Comments (0)

Th0uGhT For The LIFE TIME ( 2011-05-27 )

Th0uGhT For The
LIFE TIME

"Work Hard But Make
Some Time To Your
L O V E
F A M I L Y
N
F R I E N D S
Nobody Remembers The
Power-Point Presentations,
Marks
0r
Degrees
On Your Death ..."

Posted in: Motivational Quotes | By: jackelbutt | Comments (0)

Keep GOD Inside Your ( 2011-05-27 )

-=- Pearl Of The Day -=-

Keep GOD Inside Your
HEART
And
Nothing In Your Life
That
You Won't Be Able To
Handle . . .
Remember
"ME + GOD = Enough" =]

Posted in: Self Praising SMS | By: jackelbutt | Comments (0)