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Diff B/W Ignorance & Self-control? ( 2011-05-29 )

Diff B/W Ignorance & Self-control?

When U C Mirror U Don't Laugh At Yourself,
That Is Ignorance!

When I Look At U I Don't Laugh,
Thats Called Self-control. :-)

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How Does Lazy People Like You Take Bath During Winter ( 2011-05-29 )

How Does Lazy People Like You Take Bath During Winter...

They Stand Infront
Of A Mirror

Throw Water On The Mirror
And Say...

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Ohh Mar Gaya Itna Thanda Paani. :-)

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U NEED ( 2011-05-29 )

U NEED HEART
Ye Dil Apka Hua
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U NEED FRND
Mjse Dosti Karoge
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U NEED JOY
Dhoom Machaly Dhoom
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U NEED HELP
Main Hun Naa...
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U NEED CASH

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Hum Ap K Hain Kaun?

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Ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hai ( 2011-05-29 )

Salam,

9876543210

Ye Mera

ufone Ka "Naya"

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Number
Mat Samjh Lena
Pagal
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ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hai.....

Ab Bewaqufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna...

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This message is Strictly for CUTE & CHARMING People Only ( 2011-05-29 )

This message is
Strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING
People Only . . .

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Since YOU Accidentally
Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The
Technical Error ... =P =D

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Ultimate insult.. ( 2011-05-29 )

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

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Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u ( 2011-05-28 )

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HAI

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Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi ( 2011-05-28 )

Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai ( 2011-05-28 )

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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Magar ?

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai

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