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Teacher: 2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha? ( 2011-05-28 )

Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

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Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha ( 2011-05-28 )

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost:
Wo kaisay ?

Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

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1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola ( 2011-05-28 )

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

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Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u ( 2011-05-28 )

Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

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ANIMALS DAY HAI

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Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi ( 2011-05-28 )

Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai ( 2011-05-28 )

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai

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Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. ( 2011-05-28 )

Tumhein Kya Lagta He? ".
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* Mujhe To sardi Lagti He.

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A Boy Was Going With His G.F. ( 2011-05-28 )

A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin....
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The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D

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Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? ( 2011-05-28 )

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
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Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
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Girl : Kyu ?
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Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;->

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BOY :I Love U ( 2011-05-28 )

BOY :I Love U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Die 4U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Can't Live without U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Send U EsyLod
Girl:Realy?
BOY:Bhonk mat;)

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