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Pathan: Hello! Aap WORLD BANK Se Bol Rahy Hain? ( 2011-05-29 )

Pathan: Hello! Aap WORLD BANK Se Bol Rahy Hain?

Officer: Yes, What Kind of help Do You want!

Pathan:

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100 Ka Khulla Hoga? :-)

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Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy? ( 2011-05-28 )

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

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Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ? ( 2011-05-28 )

Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

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Teacher: 2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha? ( 2011-05-28 )

Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

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Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha ( 2011-05-28 )

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost:
Wo kaisay ?

Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

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1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola ( 2011-05-28 )

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

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