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Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi? ( 2011-05-29 )

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.

Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

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MY NAME IS KHAN. :-) ( 2011-05-29 )

Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:

Kyon K

Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,

Sirf Itna He Kaha

,
,
,

MY NAME IS KHAN. :-)

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Indicators Kaam Kar Rahey Hain Ya Nahi ( 2011-05-29 )

1 Sardar Dosry Se:

Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kar Rahey Hain Ya Nahi?

Dosra Sardar Bahar Dekh Kar:

Han, Nahi, Han, Nahi,
Han, Nahi, Han, Nahi. :-)

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LOL" :-) ( 2011-05-29 )

Sardar thought "LOL" mean "Lots of Love".

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died,

He Sent It in The Following Text:

"Sorry To Hear About The Death of Your Mother LOL" :-)

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2 Sardar Ji UK Gaye ( 2011-05-29 )

2 Sardar Ji UK Gaye.
Airport Officer ne Naam Pucha

Sardar: Umar Daraz Bhatti.

Officer: English Mai Bolo
Sardar kuch Dair Sochne k Baad: Long Life Oven.

Peeche Ek Aur Sardar Khara Tha,

Wo bola: I am Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer: What?

Sardar: Mera Naam hai Sundar Laal Chadda. :-)

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"MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-) ( 2011-05-29 )

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

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What is a Adult Joke? ( 2011-05-29 )

Sardarji was asked,
What is a Adult Joke?

Reply Came:
Any Joke Which is Eighteen Years Old.

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Sardaro Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati. :-) ( 2011-05-29 )

Boy:
Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain.

Sardar: Pata Nahi!

Mjhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogae Hain.

Moral: Sardaro Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati. :-)

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Kyon ro rahe ho? ( 2011-05-29 )

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.

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CANDLE WITH HAIR ( 2011-05-29 )

A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "

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