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Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran ( 2011-05-29 )

Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

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In Ulfat Ki Raahon Mein Mujhy Dhoka Na Dena Aye DOST ( 2011-05-29 )

In Ulfat Ki Raahon Mein
Mujhy Dhoka Na Dena Aye DOST

Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe Aisa Hy
Jese PATHAN Ka NASWAR Per. :-)

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1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye ( 2011-05-29 )

1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye.

2nd Pathan: Wo Kaise?

1st Pathan: 1 Rs. Ka 1 Usne Dia,

1 Main Utha K Bhag Gaya,

Or 1 Usne Muje Phenk K Mara. :-)

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Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain ( 2011-05-29 )

Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain,

Pathan:
Is Me Mushkil He Kiya Hai
2 He To
Hote Hain. :-)

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Aj Me Bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho ( 2011-05-29 )

Pathan: Aj Me Bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho
Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte
To 80 Rupe Bach Jate. :-)

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Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-) ( 2011-05-29 )

1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.

"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"

Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:

"Kuttay K Bachay!

Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-)

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Pathan Hindu Se ( 2011-05-29 )

Pathan Hindu Se: Tum Apny Murdo Ko Bila Wajah Kyon Jala Dete Ho?

Hindu: To Phir Kya Karen?

Pathan: Hum Ko De Diya Karo,

Hum Usko Tandoor Main Daal Kar Roti Pakaye Ga. :-)

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Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha ( 2011-05-29 )

Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.

Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...

Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:

Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo. :-)

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1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha ( 2011-05-29 )

1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai. :-D

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1 Darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya ( 2011-05-29 )

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.

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